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Dec 23, 2018

Today at my church they are having a children's program. There is only one problem. We only have one child, and “Child's Program” doesn't roll off the tongue.

Why would you have a children's program when you only have one? The only reason I can come to is that we've always done it that way.

The church I go to came...

Dec 3, 2018

I had a great time in Australia. I really miss those people

I was asked to speak in Australia. This is one event that I had to pick up the ticket, and it was worth every penny. 

I had to give up control

I got to do new things I have never done

I got to stand up for myself

So many things in Australia can kill you, just...

Nov 26, 2018

My first time I ran into someone speaking in Tounges I was working as a Janitor for the church I was attending. It freaked me out. 

I thought the guy was having a seizure.

I started attending a different church, and they made it sound like I didn't have the holy spirit and I needed to have someone "lay hands" on me. 


Nov 24, 2018

  • The 1.3 Megapixel Digital Camera
  • Which phone the one with the answering machine or the cordless?
  • The 14" Computer monitor
  • The drawer full of dark socks
  • Finishing the job or eating cereal
  • How I feel when the office is clean

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Sep 14, 2018

People are paying $80/hr to cuddle. What? You heard me. I did a google search and there are multiple companies. So I thought, "Well is that what the kids are calling sex today?"

One person on the "How to Cuddle" page stated, "If you feel sexual desires coming on, communicate them as soon as possible and probably stop...