May 14, 2020
I just have a really weird thought today. I don't know why this popped into my brain. I'm making my breakfast. And this thought pops into my brain and that was:
How did Adam and Eve figure out how to have sex that first time?
Did Eve look down and go, that's weird. You have a thing? And I don't?
Or was it a case where she was bending over to pick up something and Adam tripped him?
Did God come down with a PowerPoint presentation and show this slot A into tab B
I had a dog named Dudley. And when we brought him home, the first thing we did was buy a bunch of squeak toys. And the first thing he did was hump them all.
Like, wow, that dog needs a release of some sort. Apparently. I don't know what's going on with that dog, but he really likes that monkey.
So, it was a very weird thought. And maybe it's because it's May 2020. I'm in the middle of a pandemic.