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May 1, 2019

So my ex-wife calls me and wants me to be an escort to a meetup party at a normally off-limits room at the House of Blues in Cleveland. This is one of those parties like "40 and Fabulous" or for me "Fat, Fifty, and Frisky" - you get the idea.

I have no game. When I was young, I had no game. I played the guitar and that...


Mar 21, 2019

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I get to the airport hours before my plane leaves. I need to pee. The woman sitting next to me seems nice. Will she watch my stuff while I go to the bathroom? Yes she will, and this turned into a bond that has sharing opinions on her latest project....


Dec 23, 2018

Today at my church they are having a children's program. There is only one problem. We only have one child, and “Child's Program” doesn't roll off the tongue.

Why would you have a children's program when you only have one? The only reason I can come to is that we've always done it that way.

The church I go to came...


Dec 3, 2018

I had a great time in Australia. I really miss those people

I was asked to speak in Australia. This is one event that I had to pick up the ticket, and it was worth every penny. 

I had to give up control

I got to do new things I have never done

I got to stand up for myself

So many things in Australia can kill you, just...


Nov 26, 2018

My first time I ran into someone speaking in Tounges I was working as a Janitor for the church I was attending. It freaked me out. 

I thought the guy was having a seizure.

I started attending a different church, and they made it sound like I didn't have the holy spirit and I needed to have someone "lay hands" on me. 

I...