Aug 22, 2008
This show originates from www.betterdave.com
Words are fun. I want to know who gets to decide when a word
is officially a word. I was at a Cleveland Indians game and the
other team had a guy named Chone Figgins. (his full name is Desmond DeChone
Figgins ). Why do we name the first poo of a baby meconium If it's
that special why don't we put it in a jar and sell it? Look at
meconium fix this broken coffee cup! Look it's strong enough to
pull this 18 wheel truck! Likewise why do we need to name certain
body parts. Do we really need the word Taint? apparently
the Taint used be called the perineum. Was that not good enough?
Shouldn't words be taken into committee to see if we really need
the word? Be sure to tell your daughters to threaten a “kick to the
taint” to pressing males. When they go “a what?” they can then run
I still hate Elvis. We all know Little Richard was the king of Rock
and Roll and the Beatles and Elvis stole it all from him. I still
hate Star Trek
John Lennon liked words…..and acid, but that's another podcast.
Having a bad day? Too hot for you? Go grab a box fan and a towel.
I've got the cure.
Do you have a cell phone? Don't have time to exercise? Walk and
Talk people! Walk and talk took me from a size 8 to a size two!
Thank you walk and talk!
When I was growing up I used to take a sheet and a box fan and
sleep in a blimp. Looking back this is a bad idea. Sounds like a
great way to lose a finger.