Jan 26, 2020

Why are people in their 50's wearing bikini's news like they've found a long lost animal species? HERE IS ANOTHER ONE!

see https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elizabeth-hurleys-flawless-figure-baffles-010458031.html

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Jan 18, 2020

A mall that was a part of my childhood is on life support and in April the last store (JC Penny). I'm not sure why this is making me so sad. Sure it's part of my childhood, but I guess in a way the Mall is a mirror of me. It was so big and so strong, and now it's on its last breathe. 

If something so big and strong can...

Jan 15, 2020

My Dad would always let me know that life is not fair. 

I have found that weight loss is a lot like walking the wrong way on one of those moving sidewalks at the airport. If you're walking the wrong way you would need to really walk fast and then if you stopped for a second you would be catapulted backwards very very...